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Anonymous asked: people call me a hipster all the time and they say i can be a hipster without even trying, am i a hipster?

Check the rules.

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everythinglilly asked: Theres nothing I hate more then mainsteam and i have always liked being anti-mainsteam but....i feel like anti mainsteam IS MAINSTEAM! all the girls at my school are screaming "imma hipster imma hipster" and i want to slap them on the face....what do i do?

The question you have to ask yourself is, if you were a true hipster then would you actually care if someone labeled themselves a hipster since you should be showing no attention to the mainstream anyway? Hmmm.

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hazeloasis asked: im confused about rule #4, which should technically be rule number one.. because you refer to yourself as a hipster... but you're not supposed to according to the rules....

[Insert Mean Girls quote here]

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Anonymous asked: Is it possible for a Hipster to date a Hipster?

Hipsters can only date hipsters which is what makes the dating life of a hipster so complex. Also, hipsters are against the use of labels and therefore never actually can have a boyfriend/girlfriend forcing them to be forever alone.

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Anonymous asked: hey so i read some where else that hipster only work at coffee shops and apple stores. are there any other jobs that hipsters can have like a friend of mine works in a local book store is that okay? what other jobs are acceptable

Hipsters can work in a variety of different places although most live off their parents allowances. Acceptable hipster work places:

  • Barnes and Noble
  • Starbucks
  • Yogurtland
  • Borders
  • Forever 21
  • H&M
  • Menchies
  • The Apple Store
  • And other misc small businesses in your area
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Rules of a Hipster #18 ~ Discuss the status of your relationship which is non-existent due to you excessive hipster obsessions

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Rules of a Hipster #17 ~ Take pictures on fences with skirts from Forever 21

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Rules of a Hipster #16 ~ Have an unexplained fascination with triangles.

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Rules of a Hipster #15 ~ Take pictures with tumblr in the background

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Rules of a Hipster #14 ~ Nutella is it’s own food group.